Best Cover Letter Ever
If I’m ever in the position to hire someone, and I receive a cover letter like this, I’m hiring that person on general principal. The cover letter:
Hey there, my name is **** and I’m massively overqualified for the position that you posted; however, I work for myself as a business consultant and clothing designer and am looking for something part-time and I figure, since I can do anything you need done with my obviously lavish and multifaceted skill set, this run-on sentence can stop and you can just have a gander at my résumé.
In addition, as I work for myself and set my own hours, I can be available to work during whatever schedule works best for you.
Thanks for your time, I look forward to the possibility of working with you.
Sincerely,
****
P.S. I am addicted to coffee and solving problems.